Yorba Linda Bicycle Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Most Ridiculous Things Said After a Bicycle Accident

April 15th, 2014 — 03:57 am
1. I was actually aiming for the light post. 2. At least I missed the dog. 3. Your bike isn't totally trashed. 4. At least you're still alive. 5. Could have been worse. I'm not sure exactly how, but ... 6. I don't suppose you know what happened, do you? 7. Where did you come from? 8. I think I messed up. 9. This may not be my lucky day after all. 10. I don't suppose you would like to accept fault, would you? Here are ten useful tips of advice from a bicycle accident lawyer to follow if you have ...
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Yorba Linda Car Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Dumbest Things Said After an Auto Accident

April 14th, 2014 — 03:30 am
1. That wasn't very bright of me, was it? 2. Just shoot me, okay? Ah, never mind, the police officer will probably do that. 3. I gotta stop driving this way. 4. There's got to be a quicker way to get to work than this. 5. Is there a rule against what I did? 6. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I messed up. 7. Visit me in jail, will you? 8. Turn your back for a minute, will you. I gotta hide the evidence from my car. 9. This isn't going to look good on my record, is it? 10. My insurance ...
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Yorba Linda Pedestrian Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Stupidest Things Heard After a Pedestrian Accident

April 13th, 2014 — 04:47 am
1. You're probably wondering how I didn't see you? 2. Just so you know, that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life. I did get married once. 3. Would you like a band aid or something? 4. That looks real painful. 5. You're probably going to want a lawyer, huh? 6. I suppose you want my insurance information. 7. I have an excuse. I was eating and when I took a bite, well, there you were. 8. At least I don't have to have insurance, right? You know, since I hit a pedestrian and not a ...
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Yorba Linda Personal Injury Attorney’s Top Ten Stupidest Personal Injury Car Accident Quotes

April 12th, 2014 — 03:21 am
1. I was thinking about avoiding your car but I ran out of time. 2. My shoe got stuck on the accelerator and then I hit it again thinking it was the brake. 3. I feel like such a heel. Don't worry, I don't have insurance either. 4. This just isn't my day. 5. I had a feeling something like this was going to happen. 6. Do you think the police will have designer handcuffs? 7. How do you feel about lying? 8. I'm a doctor. I'm sorry but I have to go and you don't look hurt. 9. I knew I shouldn't have ...
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Yorba Linda Truck Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Dumbest Things You’ll Read on a Police Report After a Truck Accident

April 11th, 2014 — 04:31 am
1. Party one claimed he was only slightly drunk. 2. Party two blamed a beam of light that came from some unknown direction, but he didn't think it was party one's headlights. 3. Witness one said he'd seen everything, but when questioned further, admitted that he came upon the scene after the impact had already occurred. 4. Party three blamed party four. There is no party four. 5. According to parties one and two, a phantom vehicle flipped them both off and parties one and two hit each other by ...
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Torrance Bicycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Unluckiest Things People Try to Avoid a Bicycle Accident

April 10th, 2014 — 03:45 am
1. Pedal the wrong way to get out of the way. 2. Panic. 3. Fall over and then get run over. 4. Run into a different car than the one bearing down on them. 5. Get hit by a truck. 6. Get hit by a train. 7. Get hit by a car and then bitten by a dog. 8. Get hit by a car and then hurt being put into the ambulance. 9. Get hit by a truck and then operated on by an incompetent doctor. 10. Get hit by a car and then given the wrong medication at the hospital. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a ...
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Torrance Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Stupidest Things People Do Just Before an Auto Accident

April 9th, 2014 — 04:53 am
1. Try to read a map while driving. 2. Turn around in their seat and forget that they're driving. 3. Put the car into reverse by mistake. 4. Drive through someone's front door. 5. Try to use their computer while driving. 6. Text someone while driving. 7. Realize their lost and then compound the problem by stopping suddenly. 8. Make a u-turn without looking to see if it's safe and hit someone. 9. Hit a curb, a parked car and then get hit. 10. Try to make a u-turn without sufficient room to do ...
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Torrance Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Unluckiest Things People Do in a Pedestrian Accident

April 8th, 2014 — 03:57 am
1. Run the same way a car is swerving to avoid them. 2. Run into a different vehicle. 3. Run into a police car. 4. Run into an ambulance. 5. Run into a fire engine. 6. Get hit and then attacked by an animal. 7. Get hit and have their wallet stolen. 8. Forget who they are and where they were going. 9. Get hit where there's no one around. 10. Get hurt by a hit and run vehicle. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a pedestrian accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can ...
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Torrance Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Stupidest Things People Do in the Emergency Room After a Personal Injury Car Accident

April 7th, 2014 — 04:28 am
1. Fail to hear their name being called as they talk on their cell phone for six hours straight. 2. Light up a cigarette despite all of the no smoking and oxygen warning signs. 3. Offer a bribe to go to the front of the waiting list. 4. Order pizza to be delivered. 5. Make jokes about the nurses and get overheard. 6. Use the word, "malpractice" in any sentence. 7. Claim to be a celebrity. 8. Pace back and forth by the nurse's station. 9. Irritate the security guard. 10. Put your iPod on ...
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Torrance Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Worst Things People Do in a Truck Accident

April 6th, 2014 — 04:15 am
1. Get irritated. 2. Get angry. 3. Get antagonistic. 4. Annoy the police officer. 5. Whine about how long it's taking. 6. Complain about their vehicle while someone else is hurt. 7. Talk incessantly on their cell phone. 8. Call every annoying person they know to come to the accident scene. 9. Leave their dog in their car. 10. Refuse to be civil. Here are ten useful tips of advice from a truck accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle ...
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Torrance Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Stupidest Things People Do After a Car Accident

April 5th, 2014 — 04:27 am
1. Ask someone else to sit in their car and then leave. 2. Tell the police false information. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Pretend to be unconscious. 5. Look for someplace to have a beer. 6. Race home and try to get the alcohol out of their system. 7. Eat peanuts to try to hide the smell of alcohol. 8. Admit fault and then change their story when they talk to the police. 9. Hide behind some bushes. 10. Ask their passengers to lie. Here are ten useful tips of advice from an auto accident ...
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Apple Valley Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Weirdest Things That Occasionally Happen After an Auto Accident

April 4th, 2014 — 04:09 am
1. You're not found at fault when you clearly were. 2. Your car runs better after the accident than it did before. 3. That pain you had in your shoulder before the accident is gone. 4. You get seen right away in the hospital. 5. You find your insurance card in the glove compartment on your first try. 6. The tow yard doesn't scratch your car. 7. The other party admits their fault. 8. You don't make a fool of yourself with the police officer. 9. Your insurance company doesn't raise your rates. ...
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Apple Valley Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Worst Things That Can Happen After a Pedestrian Accident

April 3rd, 2014 — 04:20 am
1. The police blame you for jaywalking. 2. The police find contraband on your person. 3. The ambulance injects the wrong amount of pain killer. 4. It takes you days to come off the high. 5. You have to eat hospital food for those days. 6. The doctors operate on the wrong part of your body. 7. You don't learn about the malpractice until years later. 8. That lump you feel after surgery is the surgical sponge they lost. 9. You have another accident the first time you take another walk. 10. You get ...
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Apple Valley Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Stupidest Things to Say to the Emergency Room Doctor After an Accident

April 2nd, 2014 — 04:43 am
1. You're not one of those doctors in training are you? Let me see the chief of staff. 2. Can I get some drugs to go? 3. Would some Viagra be out of the question? 4. If you need me to take off my clothes, can you look the other way? 5. I don't suppose you have any pretty nurses working here, do you? 6. Is it possible to order up some food from the cafeteria? 7. Don't tell me I have to wait. In the emergency room? 8. You mean all these other people have emergencies ahead of mine? 9. I don't ...
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Apple Valley Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Best Things That Can Happen After a Truck Accident

April 1st, 2014 — 03:57 am
1. They don't find anything wrong with your vehicle. 2. The police find the other person at fault. 3. The police don't notice your worn tires. 4. The police don't see the beer cooler in your vehicle. 5. All your insurance information is in order. 6. The insurance company waives your deductible. 7. The repair work to your vehicle is done sooner than you expected. 8. You heal up faster than the doctors said you would. 9. The physical therapy feels great. 10. You don't lose your job. Here are ten ...
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